Son: Dad? You know how sometimes when you blow your nose, some of the air comes out your eyes instead?
Son: Yeah, it's so weird.
RT @NickFriedell: This is awesome. https://t.co/mnvAer6jEU
RT @BraddJaffy: 4 hours after original tweet, Trump tweets condolences—via iPad. Trump himself = Android, staff usually iPhone. Hmm. https:…